ginger_drew Stories

ginger_drew @ 2007-04-03T21:40:00

2007-04-04T01:41:18Z

TiedxBoundxDead: and we can have cyber sex and watch wrestling while we do it

gingersnaps492: lmfao

TiedxBoundxDead: LOl yea

gingersnaps492: LOL

gingersnaps492: sick you hog

TiedxBoundxDead: i just like saying cyber sex

TiedxBoundxDead: b/c it sounds futuristic

gingersnaps492: i noticed

gingersnaps492: lmfao

gingersnaps492: wtf

TiedxBoundxDead: LOL

TiedxBoundxDead: wtf

TiedxBoundxDead: fuck you

TiedxBoundxDead: u dont know me

gingersnaps492: i don't know

TiedxBoundxDead: u cant control me

gingersnaps492: ok

gingersnaps492: *spreads legs*

ginger_drew @ 2007-02-20T23:10:00

2007-02-21T04:10:26Z

gingersnaps492: LOL @ YOUR COMMENT!

TiedxBoundxDead: LOL

TiedxBoundxDead: LOL @ UR FACE

gingersnaps492: fuck you

TiedxBoundxDead: promises...promise

gingersnaps492: no, i'm lying

TiedxBoundxDead: oh

TiedxBoundxDead: then i lied when i told you we are going to see the fireworks on Friday!

gingersnaps492: so

gingersnaps492: i wasn't going anyways

TiedxBoundxDead: THAT'S IT! UR GOING!

gingersnaps492: NO I'M NOT

gingersnaps492: *runs away screaming*

TiedxBoundxDead: HEY! *grabs ur arm* DONT WALK AWAY FROM ME!

gingersnaps492: *arm falls off*

ginger_drew @ 2007-02-07T22:54:00

2007-02-08T03:54:58Z

gingersnaps492: stop provoking me

TiedxBoundxDead: ur so sexy when u get mad

TiedxBoundxDead: *pokes u in the thigh*

gingersnaps492: LMFAO

gingersnaps492: i thought you said eye

TiedxBoundxDead: LOL

gingersnaps492: what if you did? like if you were coming onto me and you poked me in the eye and you got off on it

gingersnaps492: ewww that's sick! LMAO

ginger_drew @ 2007-01-29T20:59:00

2007-01-30T02:05:41Z

gingersnaps492: whitney actually asked about you the other day lol

TiedxBoundxDead: YAY!

TiedxBoundxDead: im so gettting laid

gingersnaps492: lmfao

TiedxBoundxDead: what did she say

TiedxBoundxDead: does she want my number?

gingersnaps492: just asked if i've talked to you lately

TiedxBoundxDead: hott

gingersnaps492: LOL

gingersnaps492: wtf

TiedxBoundxDead: haha

TiedxBoundxDead: what was she wearing at the time

TiedxBoundxDead: haah nvm

TiedxBoundxDead: jk

gingersnaps492: nothing

TiedxBoundxDead: LMFAO~

gingersnaps492: LMAO

TiedxBoundxDead: ok, not to sound sick

gingersnaps492: oh god

TiedxBoundxDead: but i just pictured you sitting there, with like clothes on, sitting just like in the living room, and she is sitting there without clothes LMFAO

gingersnaps492: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TiedxBoundxDead: i was dying

TiedxBoundxDead: like ur talking like its just a normal thing LOL

gingersnaps492: i know, i was gonna say that! LOL

TiedxBoundxDead: and then pappy gives her some stale candy

TiedxBoundxDead: and she doesnt want any

TiedxBoundxDead: so he throws his hat at her

TiedxBoundxDead: then ur like fuck you pappy, and throw water on the ground and slide through it

gingersnaps492: LMAO WTF

TiedxBoundxDead: haha

TiedxBoundxDead: i love that story

gingersnaps492: then the little nigger baby comes running through the living room

gingersnaps492: naked wearing pappy's hat

TiedxBoundxDead: LMFAO~!

TiedxBoundxDead: i fell out of my chair!

gingersnaps492: and with a stick over his shoulder

gingersnaps492: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gingersnaps492: not again!

TiedxBoundxDead: im dying

gingersnaps492: i'm having a seizure!

TiedxBoundxDead: im crying

gingersnaps492: he just comes out of nowhere

gingersnaps492: LOL

TiedxBoundxDead: LOL!!!!!!!!!!

TiedxBoundxDead: through the window! ROTF

gingersnaps492: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gingersnaps492: we don't need tvs for entertainment no more

TiedxBoundxDead: I KNOW

TiedxBoundxDead: *throws my out*

gingersnaps492: *throws mine out too*

TiedxBoundxDead: LOL

gingersnaps492: OMG

gingersnaps492: *runs outside and gets the tvs and comes back in and then throws them out again*

gingersnaps492: lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ginger_drew @ 2007-01-24T00:40:00

2007-01-24T05:41:06Z

gingersnaps492: bastard internet

TiedxBoundxDead: eat it

gingersnaps492: i can't

gingersnaps492: its not in my diet

TiedxBoundxDead: LOL

TiedxBoundxDead: oh

gingersnaps492: :[

gingersnaps492: sad but true

TiedxBoundxDead: LOL

TiedxBoundxDead: u never say that

gingersnaps492: LMFAO

gingersnaps492: i know!

gingersnaps492: or do i?

gingersnaps492: *walks through the curtain*

ginger_drew @ 2007-01-11T21:52:00

2007-01-12T02:53:15Z

TiedxBoundxDead: what are you going to do with ur life

gingersnaps492: its unbelieveable

gingersnaps492: nothing

gingersnaps492: there's nothing to do

TiedxBoundxDead: haha

gingersnaps492: wait

gingersnaps492: i thought we were getting married?

TiedxBoundxDead: come visit me for 2 weeks

gingersnaps492: just 2 weeks?

TiedxBoundxDead: oh 2 weeks 2 days

gingersnaps492: ohh ok

gingersnaps492: that is so much better

TiedxBoundxDead: LOL

TiedxBoundxDead: that gives us enough time to get married, and have babies

gingersnaps492: yep

TiedxBoundxDead:

gingersnaps492: me *laying on the bed* "come here i'm ready" you: *runs and jumps on the bed* boom i'm pregnant
gingersnaps492: me: "hurry up i gotta pop these suckers out" you: "i'm gonna be late for work" *babies are born*

ginger_drew @ 2007-01-09T21:56:00

2007-01-10T02:56:32Z

gingersnaps492: *throws a glass at the door*

TiedxBoundxDead: LOL

TiedxBoundxDead: *throws a glass door*

gingersnaps492: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gingersnaps492: I'M LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!!

gingersnaps492: a glass door flying through a room

TiedxBoundxDead: LMAO

TiedxBoundxDead: LOL!

gingersnaps492: LMAO

TiedxBoundxDead: and it hits u and u die

TiedxBoundxDead: and brit comes over and we dance with ur dead body

gingersnaps492: LMFAO

gingersnaps492: then i come back to life and throw a glass door at you

TiedxBoundxDead: LMFAO

TiedxBoundxDead: then brit eats me

gingersnaps492: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TiedxBoundxDead: and whit comes in wearing pappy's hat

gingersnaps492: naked

ginger_drew @ 2007-01-06T14:47:00

2007-01-06T19:48:03Z

TiedxBoundxDead: i wish i was a nudiest

gingersnaps492: not really

gingersnaps492: lmfao sick

TiedxBoundxDead: would you still love me?:0

gingersnaps492: sure

gingersnaps492: i'm not racist, jeez.

TiedxBoundxDead: LMFAO

ginger_drew @ 2006-11-26T01:02:00

2006-11-26T06:02:50Z

gingersnaps492: so..
TiedxBoundxDead: so
TiedxBoundxDead: u miss me
gingersnaps492: nope
TiedxBoundxDead: good
TiedxBoundxDead: cause i forgot who this is
gingersnaps492: me too
gingersnaps492: ?
TiedxBoundxDead: this is Jacob
TiedxBoundxDead: we shared a class in 9th grade
gingersnaps492: oh
gingersnaps492: hi jacob
gingersnaps492: i'm only in 7th grade though.
TiedxBoundxDead: oh
TiedxBoundxDead: that is ok
TiedxBoundxDead: i am a child molester
gingersnaps492: oh
TiedxBoundxDead: this works out great :D
gingersnaps492: LMFAO
TiedxBoundxDead: LMFAO!
gingersnaps492: with one eye
TiedxBoundxDead: and only a half a nose
gingersnaps492: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE THINGS ARE SO STUPID
TiedxBoundxDead: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gingersnaps492: with a ripped sweater and 2 fingers
TiedxBoundxDead: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA ROTF
gingersnaps492: and will come up out of the drain while you're taking a shower if you don't send this to 10 people in 5 minutes
gingersnaps492: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TiedxBoundxDead: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gingersnaps492: LOL.!!
gingersnaps492: who ever comes up with that sutff? i'd like to smack them
TiedxBoundxDead: haha
TiedxBoundxDead: i think its whitney
gingersnaps492: probably lmfao
TiedxBoundxDead: LMFAO!

ginger_drew @ 2006-11-18T02:05:00

2006-11-18T07:05:10Z

TiedxBoundxDead: tell me a pappy story
gingersnaps492: probably got it from yo pappy
gingersnaps492: lmfao yeah nigga babi
TiedxBoundxDead: LOL!
gingersnaps492: LMAO
gingersnaps492: hold on i'm gonna pee myself
TiedxBoundxDead: nope
TiedxBoundxDead: im signing off
gingersnaps492: oh ok
TiedxBoundxDead: LOL
TiedxBoundxDead: ROTF
TiedxBoundxDead: jez
TiedxBoundxDead: i want to marry you so we can live in the same house
gingersnaps492: what?
TiedxBoundxDead: LMFAO
gingersnaps492: oh
gingersnaps492: LMFAO
gingersnaps492: OK!
TiedxBoundxDead: LOL
TiedxBoundxDead: like we are married, just so we can say you are my wife, and me ur husband, b/c it sounds cool, but we are dating other people LOL
gingersnaps492: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gingersnaps492: so you two are married? "yeah...but we don't really love each other"
TiedxBoundxDead: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gingersnaps492: "we just wanna live in the same house" "oh and we're not having sex b/c we're too lazy"

ginger_drew @ 2006-10-26T21:11:00

2006-10-27T01:12:06Z

gingersnaps492: i do what i want!
TiedxBoundxDead: NOT WHEN IM HOME MISSY
TiedxBoundxDead: GET IN UR ROOM
gingersnaps492: i am in my room!
TiedxBoundxDead: GET OT
TiedxBoundxDead: OUT*
gingersnaps492: nooo
gingersnaps492: there is no door
gingersnaps492: i can't find it!

ginger_drew @ 2006-10-26T20:59:00

2006-10-27T01:01:06Z

gingersnaps492: *throws stale candy*
TiedxBoundxDead: Throws hat made of stale candy filled with acid
gingersnaps492: LMFAO WTF
TiedxBoundxDead: i beat u
gingersnaps492: asshole
TiedxBoundxDead: prick
gingersnaps492: i thought you said stick
gingersnaps492: LMAO
TiedxBoundxDead: LMAO

TiedxBoundxDead: cause "s" looks like "p"
gingersnaps492: YOU STUPID STICK!
TiedxBoundxDead: LOL
gingersnaps492: yeah really LOL
gingersnaps492: !!
TiedxBoundxDead: *breaks u*
gingersnaps492: *little particles float into the air*

ginger_drew @ 2006-09-16T01:39:00

2006-09-16T05:40:00Z

gingersnaps492: i know!!
gingersnaps492: she's all bundled up and wearing these HUGE glasses
TiedxBoundxDead: hahah
TiedxBoundxDead: ur future
gingersnaps492: her hair was all like oiled down with motor oil
gingersnaps492: LMFAO SICKENING
TiedxBoundxDead: read ur mail
gingersnaps492: i can't
TiedxBoundxDead: SICK
TiedxBoundxDead: oh
gingersnaps492: i'm blind

ginger_drew @ 2006-08-22T14:08:00

2006-08-22T18:08:46Z

gingersnaps492: hi!!
TiedxBoundxDead: why do u pick the worst times to talk to me
TiedxBoundxDead: (angry face)
gingersnaps492: sorry =[
gingersnaps492: are you having sex?
TiedxBoundxDead: kind of
gingersnaps492: oh
gingersnaps492: be careful around the computer

ginger_drew @ 2006-08-14T00:13:00

2006-08-14T04:13:31Z

TiedxBoundxDead: BOO!
gingersnaps492: AH!
TiedxBoundxDead: I knew it
gingersnaps492: boo
TiedxBoundxDead: ur not really "ginger'
gingersnaps492: that sounds like a nigger idk
gingersnaps492: LMFAO
TiedxBoundxDead: it's old man Johnson
gingersnaps492: who?
TiedxBoundxDead: *rips "Ginger" mask off*
gingersnaps492: its really britney!
TiedxBoundxDead: *gives u sweet chin music(
TiedxBoundxDead: GET HER!
gingersnaps492: LOL!!!!!
gingersnaps492: i can't!
TiedxBoundxDead: then let us car pool
gingersnaps492: she's in the bushes
TiedxBoundxDead: gas is expensive
TiedxBoundxDead: LAMO
TiedxBoundxDead: get the sticks
gingersnaps492: omg i know!
TiedxBoundxDead: *pokes in the bushes*
gingersnaps492: *throws a hat in the bushes*
gingersnaps492: *pokes the hat with the stick*

gingersnaps492: *puts in the hat on the stick and carries it down the road*

ginger_drew @ 2006-06-24T01:59:00

2006-06-24T06:00:50Z

mutant patootie: dude, im not going to be able to live a whole week without u
gingersnaps492: you must!!!!!!!!!!
mutant patootie: like 3 days tops
gingersnaps492: do it for the children!
mutant patootie: LOL
mutant patootie: LMAO
gingersnaps492: LMAO
mutant patootie: but i ate the children
mutant patootie: mmmmm
gingersnaps492: oh
gingersnaps492: they had aids.
mutant patootie: ....

ginger_drew @ 2006-06-21T03:39:00

2006-06-21T07:40:08Z

TiedxBoundxDead: i still showin' the love
gingersnaps492: LMFAO
gingersnaps492: OK YO!